Hey dere, you fucks...
I bet y'all wonderin' wha' I got my kidz for Christmas, huh?
Dat's right! I got dem a nice harmless AK-47 made from Lego! Can you believe dat shit?!? I can really dig diz stuff, you know? It's safe for dem to use 'coz it don't fire no bullets and de only time dey get hurt is if dey smash da gun over each udderz headz! Muddafucka! Dey love it so much dat I'm gonna get dem an Uzi made from Mecano fo' deir boirfdayz! I'm telling ya people, you can't go wrong. I also got dem dis;
Like faddah, like son, huh? De're gonna grow up ta be fine upstanding citizens of da free woild. I alwayz say ta dem "der'z only two tings certain in life - death an' taxes, so don't get whacked an' don't register ta vote an' y'all be ok on both countz. Ya got dat?"
Dat's right! I got dem a nice harmless AK-47 made from Lego! Can you believe dat shit?!? I can really dig diz stuff, you know? It's safe for dem to use 'coz it don't fire no bullets and de only time dey get hurt is if dey smash da gun over each udderz headz! Muddafucka! Dey love it so much dat I'm gonna get dem an Uzi made from Mecano fo' deir boirfdayz! I'm telling ya people, you can't go wrong. I also got dem dis;Like faddah, like son, huh? De're gonna grow up ta be fine upstanding citizens of da free woild. I alwayz say ta dem "der'z only two tings certain in life - death an' taxes, so don't get whacked an' don't register ta vote an' y'all be ok on both countz. Ya got dat?"But do dey listen? Perennial little wizeguyz dat dey are...
4 comments:
This could be interesting...
nice blog :D, definately entertaining.
And about the fiances, I don't any.
Done with that!
Elle. . I don't blame you. . Live and love life to the fullest till that guy comes along. Never look for. .
Brad DuMaurier what happened given up on your blog already. .YOU CAN'T DO THAT...COME ON NOW. . X
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