tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77505188365384552272011-04-21T19:06:36.695-04:00Brad DuMaurierhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14145922623573573407noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750518836538455227.post-4618773368513310582008-02-02T17:34:00.000-05:002008-02-02T19:52:51.447-05:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">Hey dere, you fucks...</span></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;">I bet y'all wonderin' wha' I got my kidz for Christmas, huh?<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162516117249281330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_qZfTxBMejLw/R6TxDnPfTTI/AAAAAAAAAAg/IkjNLwRRW2I/s320/ak47.jpg" border="0" /></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">Dat's right! I got dem a nice harmless AK-47 made from Lego! Can you believe dat shit?!? I can really dig diz stuff, you know? It's safe for dem to use 'coz it don't fire no bullets and de only time dey get hurt is if dey smash da gun over each udderz headz! Muddafucka! </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;">Dey love it so much dat I'm gonna get dem an Uzi made from Mecano fo' deir boirfdayz! I'm telling ya people, you can't go wrong. I also got dem dis;</span></strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162527056530984290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_qZfTxBMejLw/R6T7AXPfTWI/AAAAAAAAABA/plKBbxGjdl4/s320/c2f8056d10ee.jpg" border="0" /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">Like faddah, like son, huh? De're gonna grow up ta be fine upstanding citizens of da free woild. I alwayz say ta dem "der'z only two tings certain in life - death an' taxes, so don't get whacked an' don't register ta vote an' y'all be ok on both countz. Ya got dat?"</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;">But do dey listen? Perennial little wizeguyz dat dey are...</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750518836538455227-461877336851331058?l=braddumaurier.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brad DuMaurierhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14145922623573573407noreply@blogger.com4